Facebook Marries Evil

Facebook doesn’t discriminate when it comes to users. Race, sex, ethnicity, and moral compasses fly out the window when joining this site. Not only can you comfortably be yourself while staying in touch with friends, you can also Fan or become friends with celebrities. You even have the chance, in some cases, to join groups that your favorite headline grabbers start. For instance, Kim Jong-il recently joined the Axis of Evil.

Sources say this is the third group Ahmadinejad has asked Kim Jong-il to join

Latest Pentagon Report

Throughout the ages there have been many protests against wars, but a recently released document proves that the troops aren’t going through as tough a time as perhaps thought. The Pentagon recently released the document shown below to help ease the minds of all those concerned that the men and women in the war weren’t having fun.

The Pentagon readily admits that those creating these important documents never took a typing class, thus all of the typos that need be blacked out to ensure the document is taken seriously. It’s also recently been leaked by an anonymous source that post traumatic stress syndrome is nothing more than a myth.